{"id":134180,"date":"2020-02-19T10:04:09","date_gmt":"2020-02-19T10:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newsforher.com\/?p=134180"},"modified":"2020-02-19T10:04:16","modified_gmt":"2020-02-19T10:04:16","slug":"these-shower-thoughts-are-guaranteed-to-blow-your-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsforher.com\/?p=134180","title":{"rendered":"These &quot;shower thoughts&quot; are guaranteed to blow your mind"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- m -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5751019935\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p> [ad_1]\n<\/p>\n<div id=\"id_text\">\n<p>The shower &#8211; a place where you cleanse, wash your hair, shave your legs and do various other activities such as deep, existential contemplation. Whether you&#8217;re solving world hunger, debating politics or simply winning an argument you actually lost ten years prior, the shower is a wonderful place for greater causes than just getting clean. And, thanks to the wonderful world of oversharing that is Reddit, we can now take a dive into exactly what some of these <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Showerthoughts\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">#ShowerThoughts<\/a> are.<\/p>\n<h3>1. Every word in every language started out as gibberish until one person convinced enough people what they said was a real word.<\/h3>\n<p><iframe allowautoplay=\"\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" class=\"giphy-embed\" data-src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/VGVwLultLZjrrssAak\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"276\" style=\"width: 480; height: 276px\" width=\"480\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/moodman-trump-words-i-know-VGVwLultLZjrrssAak\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>2. Using an egg to help bread a chicken breast is probably one of the biggest flexes on an animal.<\/h3>\n<p><iframe allowautoplay=\"\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" class=\"giphy-embed\" data-src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/emwfDfisjNTB6\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"384\" style=\"width: 480; height: 384px\" width=\"480\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/funny-dancing-emwfDfisjNTB6\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>3. A psychiatrist is a human brain that\u2019s learned about itself and then uses a meat puppet to talk to another brain\u2019s meat puppet to explain how they function.<\/h3>\n<p><iframe allowautoplay=\"\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" class=\"giphy-embed\" data-src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/arXSjaMhRnKV2\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"272\" style=\"width: 480; height: 272px\" width=\"480\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/reaction-arXSjaMhRnKV2\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>4. Your dad is the only man in the world who wants you to be richer, stronger, smarter and more attractive than him.<\/h3>\n<p><iframe allowautoplay=\"\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" class=\"giphy-embed\" data-src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/11HxElzKUMmBxu\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"367\" style=\"width: 480; height: 367px\" width=\"480\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/11HxElzKUMmBxu\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- 2 -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5511153269\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<h3>5. The original emergency number was changed from 999 to 911 to make it faster to dial on a rotary phone, but with a cell phone 999 would now be faster again.<\/h3>\n<p><iframe allowautoplay=\"\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" class=\"giphy-embed\" data-src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/awxqzKhiUV4ly\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"371\" style=\"width: 480; height: 371px\" width=\"480\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/funny-lol-game-boy-awxqzKhiUV4ly\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>6. Even a broken escalator can still serve its purpose.<\/h3>\n<p><iframe allowautoplay=\"\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" class=\"giphy-embed\" data-src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/8mJd5a4BOJXJm\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"256\" style=\"width: 480; height: 256px\" width=\"480\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/man-nobody-escalator-8mJd5a4BOJXJm\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>7. The more we like the taste of something the faster we eat ; the more we dislike something the slower, making an enjoyable experience last less and a painful one last longer.<\/h3>\n<p><iframe allowautoplay=\"\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" class=\"giphy-embed\" data-src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/7L3RWrFXiJiUg\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"342\" style=\"width: 480; height: 342px\" width=\"480\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/eating-hungry-chilling-7L3RWrFXiJiUg\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>8. It&#8217;s highly probable that someone has your dream job and absolutely despises it.<\/h3>\n<p><iframe allowautoplay=\"\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" class=\"giphy-embed\" data-src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/l4FGquSwfx52EPXzO\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"205\" style=\"width: 480; height: 205px\" width=\"480\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/foxhomeent-emily-blunt-devil-wears-prada-l4FGquSwfx52EPXzO\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>9. Half of every gas tank you buy is used just to go home.<\/h3>\n<p><iframe allowautoplay=\"\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" class=\"giphy-embed\" data-src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/iHzFB3MU19XFRyyXnQ\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"365\" style=\"width: 480; height: 365px\" width=\"480\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/home-no-place-like-i-want-to-go-iHzFB3MU19XFRyyXnQ\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>10. Statistically speaking the average human is dead.<\/h3>\n<p><iframe allowautoplay=\"\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" class=\"giphy-embed\" data-src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/TAmZvPk5Rmy40\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"360\" style=\"width: 480; height: 360px\" width=\"480\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/reaction-TAmZvPk5Rmy40\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"5\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- 5 -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9258826580\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n[ad_2]\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/me.mashable.com\/culture\/9138\/these-shower-thoughts-are-guaranteed-to-blow-your-mind\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- 3 -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2884989920\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[ad_1] The shower &#8211; a place where you cleanse, wash your hair, shave your legs and do various other activities such as deep, existential contemplation. 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