{"id":18595,"date":"2019-06-13T10:47:17","date_gmt":"2019-06-13T09:47:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newsforher.com\/?p=18595"},"modified":"2019-06-13T10:47:18","modified_gmt":"2019-06-13T09:47:18","slug":"jimmy-fallon-has-blessed-us-with-the-dadquotes-trend-and-were-hysterical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsforher.com\/?p=18595","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Fallon has blessed us with the #DadQuotes trend and we&#039;re hysterical"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- m -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5751019935\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p> [ad_1]\n<\/p>\n<div id=\"id_text\" itemprop=\"articleBody\">\n<p>Father&#8217;s Day is right around the corner, (June 21 if you&#8217;ve missed the memo,) and what better way to celebrate than with some of our favourite guys&#8217; best lines.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to late night host, Jimmy Fallon, the Twitterverse has blown up with some absolute corkers that our dad&#8217;s have come out with. And, however embarrassing, we frankly cannot get enough.<\/p>\n<p>Laugh it up folks, you&#8217;re glaring into your futures!<\/p>\n<h3>1. This dad who can&#8217;t quite put his finger on the anatomy<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">\u201cIf we have fingertips, why don\u2019t we have toe tips?\u201d &#8211; My Father <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DadQuotes?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#DadQuotes<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/idontknowdad?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#idontknowdad<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Emma Conant (@emma__conant) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emma__conant\/status\/1138988765249232902?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">June 13, 2019<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3>2. This dad who couldn&#8217;t CD point of a disk player<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When desktop computers first came out, my dad got super excited &amp; said, \u201cLook at this! They even put in a cup holder!\u201d<br \/>\nDad thought the the disc drive was a cup holder ? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DadQuotes?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#DadQuotes<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/QJsWIoijLB\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/QJsWIoijLB<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lori-Lydia Loveless (@lorilydialove) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorilydialove\/status\/1138974845922881536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">June 13, 2019<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3>3. This dad who might be called Doug<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My dad is notorious for never knowing what things are actually called&#8230; One time he asked us how he can post something for sale on Doug&#8217;s Corner. He meant Craigslist <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DadQuotes?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#DadQuotes<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Miranda Villei Stepp (@MirandaVillei) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MirandaVillei\/status\/1138922025425211393?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">June 12, 2019<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3>4. This dad who is never just &#8220;fine&#8221;<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When people at stores or restaurants ask my Dad \u201chow are you?\u201d Or \u201chow\u2019s it going?\u201d His response is always \u201cteetering on the brink of magnificence\u201d ALL. THE. TIME. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DadQuotes?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#DadQuotes<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Niki Rydell (@plhsecon) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/plhsecon\/status\/1138865990379479045?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">June 12, 2019<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3>5. This dad who is probably the only person who isn&#8217;t lying when the dentist asks him if he flosses<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You don\u2019t have to brush all your teeth, only the ones you want to keep <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DadQuotes?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#DadQuotes<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Peter Moore (@moorepeterj) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/moorepeterj\/status\/1138857866914390016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">June 12, 2019<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3>6. This dad who is more punctual than he is tech-savvy<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">(When my dad got his first smart phone) &#8220;Hey Heather, when does the App Store open?&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DadQuotes?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#DadQuotes<\/a><\/p>\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- 2 -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5511153269\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>\u2014 Heather Rou (@HeatherRou) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HeatherRou\/status\/1138824132051652608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">June 12, 2019<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3>7. This dad who has unlocked parenting lvl. infinity<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When I was in third grade, we were moving to a new house and I was devastated. I was crying so hard and I asked my dad why we had to move. He responded with, \u201cBecause you always leave your towels on the floor.\u201d I\u2019ve hung up my towels every day since. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DadQuotes?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#DadQuotes<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bethany Loggins (@bethany_loggins) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bethany_loggins\/status\/1138829832119345153?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">June 12, 2019<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3>8. This dad who has an astronomical sense of humour<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When I was a kid, I was studying the solar system in school. When I was telling my parents about it, my dad asked &#8220;Have you heard of the restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but no atmosphere.&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DadQuotes?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#DadQuotes<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Name Goes Here (@justintimbrpond) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/justintimbrpond\/status\/1138833509282398210?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">June 12, 2019<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3>9. This dad who wouldn&#8217;t let the sun go down on GM<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">At dinner one night my brothers phone buzzed. He got an alert saying that George Michael had died. Without missing a beat my dad says \u201cWham..Just like that&#8230;.\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DadQuotes?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#DadQuotes<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Craig McNabb (@craig_mcnabb) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/craig_mcnabb\/status\/1138841698774261761?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">June 12, 2019<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3>10. This dad who has a keen sense of smell<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jimmyfallon?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@jimmyfallon<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DadQuotes?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#DadQuotes<\/a> The other day we saw someone sniff a coupon. My dad looked at me, dead serious, and said \u201cThat\u2019s how you know the coupon\u2019s still good.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Justin Bush (@Justin_BQuinnic) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Justin_BQuinnic\/status\/1138825484731633665?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">June 12, 2019<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3> <\/h3>\n<h3>11. This dad who has a grave sense of humour<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">EVERY time we drove by a cemetery with a fence around it my dad would ask &#8220;Do you know why there is a fence around that cemetery?? People are dying to get in there&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DadQuotes?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#DadQuotes<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 James McNeely (@james_on18) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/james_on18\/status\/1138824867233579009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">June 12, 2019<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Ah, dads. Just the gifts that keep on giving!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"5\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- 5 -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9258826580\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>[ad_2]\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/me.mashable.com\/entertainment\/5542\/jimmy-fallon-has-blessed-us-with-the-dadquotes-trend-and-were-hysterical\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- 3 -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2884989920\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[ad_1] Father&#8217;s Day is right around the corner, (June 21 if you&#8217;ve missed the memo,) and what better way to celebrate than with some of our favourite guys&#8217; best lines. 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