{"id":23775,"date":"2019-06-26T09:38:34","date_gmt":"2019-06-26T08:38:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newsforher.com\/?p=23775"},"modified":"2019-06-26T09:38:36","modified_gmt":"2019-06-26T08:38:36","slug":"25-tweets-about-being-lactose-intolerant-that-wont-give-you-a-stomachache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsforher.com\/?p=23775","title":{"rendered":"25 tweets about being lactose intolerant that won&#039;t give you a stomachache"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- m -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5751019935\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p> [ad_1]\n<\/p>\n<div id=\"id_text\" itemprop=\"articleBody\">\n<p>People who are lactose intolerant love to pretend they are not lactose intolerant. And who can blame them? Cheese tastes very good.<\/p>\n<p>Still, it&#8217;s not a good feeling (to say the least) to realize that the strawberry milkshake you drank to feel like a <em>Riverdale<\/em> character has betrayed you after all. You knew it was going to happen, didn&#8217;t you? But that&#8217;s the thing about risking dairy when you&#8217;re lactose intolerant. You&#8217;re just going to keep getting burned by the enemy. (The enemy is lactose.)<\/p>\n<p>Are you currently experiencing earth-shattering regret after choosing to eat two slices of pizza for lunch? Look at these tweets \u2014 you&#8217;re not alone! Yes, your stomach still hurts, but maybe you can laugh a little to ease the pain. Don&#8217;t laugh too hard, though. That will absolutely make it worse.<\/p>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My lactose intolerant friends: \u201cOne drop of dairy gives me a stomachache that lasts 5,000 years. The mere sight of cows riddles me with symptoms that doctors haven\u2019t had to deal with since the dark ages. The smell of cheese alone causes me t-\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Also my lactose intolerant friends: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/TXvv4odz9m\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pic.twitter.com\/TXvv4odz9m<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jack Jones (@JackAJones426) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JackAJones426\/status\/1139598008184659970?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">June 14, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"see-also\">\n<p class=\"see-also-link\">SEE ALSO: <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/article\/street-food-netflix-interview?utm_cid=a-seealso\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">How Netflix&#8217;s &#8216;Street Food&#8217; brings local cuisine to the global table<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: *is lactose intolerant*<br \/>Me: *eats dairy*<br \/>My stomach: *hurts*<br \/>Me: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/aZWbnrgEZb\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pic.twitter.com\/aZWbnrgEZb<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jordyn Stapleton (@jjolynn_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jjolynn_\/status\/1141460991122690049?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">June 19, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: Egg and lactose intolerant<\/p>\n<p>Also me: One egg and cheese breakfast sandwich pls<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Girbeagly (@Girbeagly) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Girbeagly\/status\/1122133662080827393?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">April 27, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">all lactose intolerant people do is eat dairy and tweet about eating dairy. i know this because i\u2019m one of them<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 beth mccoll (@imteddybless) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/imteddybless\/status\/1138471066718916612?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">June 11, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-video\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My lactose intolerant ass had so much dairy today my small intestine is looking like this rn <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/OPdDfZLSnP\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pic.twitter.com\/OPdDfZLSnP<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 naiIa (@floralvinyl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/floralvinyl\/status\/1140044450552569863?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">June 15, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Show me someone who has their shit together, flawless skin, good in relationships, AND isnt lactose intolerant. You cant have all four. Not possible.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sydnee Washington (@Justsydnyc) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Justsydnyc\/status\/1127971402945003521?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">May 13, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When u immediately remember that ur lactose intolerant <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/3O7DOOyzUR\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pic.twitter.com\/3O7DOOyzUR<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Doug The Pug (@itsdougthepug) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/itsdougthepug\/status\/1104426942227468293?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">March 9, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">no one:<\/p>\n<p>lactose intolerant people:<br \/>|               |<br \/>|               |<br \/>|                <br \/>|                  <br \/>|                    <br \/>|                     <br \/>|              |?  |<br \/>|             \/        \/<br \/>|                     \/<br \/>|          \/       |<br \/>|         |  |      |<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 javi (@bigdaddyjavii) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bigdaddyjavii\/status\/1110638402070708224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">March 26, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">me, a lactose intolerant: *eats cheese*<\/p>\n<p>digestive system: and i (p)oop<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 josu\u00e9 (@icedjxsue) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/icedjxsue\/status\/1128733862752743424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">May 15, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">5 years ago today, i offered my lactose intolerant friend a glass of milk. he proceeded to slap me in the face with the gallon of milk and pour the milk over my unconscious body. rt or he will be in your kitchen tonight&#8230;.. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/A5lU5OUToF\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pic.twitter.com\/A5lU5OUToF<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 malia. ? (@kinclains) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kinclains\/status\/1141463808453554176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">June 19, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Lactose intolerant farts should be known as dairy air<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 kathy (@beyblade94evr) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beyblade94evr\/status\/1138517970894745600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">June 11, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-video\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">the dairy inside my lactose intolerant ass rn <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/s4wRyq3i7U\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pic.twitter.com\/s4wRyq3i7U<\/a><\/p>\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- 2 -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5511153269\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>\u2014 julia (@uhdaddyissues) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/uhdaddyissues\/status\/1140745065255571457?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">June 17, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">had dairy again again because I keep trying to convince my body that we&#8217;re not actually lactose intolerant send thoughts and prayers <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/OwOapTWAgU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pic.twitter.com\/OwOapTWAgU<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Runaway Supernova (@GwenBenaway) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GwenBenaway\/status\/1119454447296491520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">April 20, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I was Milk Tea <br \/>but you said you were <br \/>lactose intolerant <br \/>-rupi kaur<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 cathy ? (@sipsbobatea) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sipsbobatea\/status\/1118190630146981890?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">April 16, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">no one:<\/p>\n<p>lactose intolerant people:<\/p>\n<p>might fuck around &amp;<\/p>\n<p>  |   ?   |<br \/>             \/<br \/> ____| |_____<br \/>\/        \u270a__\/<br \/>_\u270a<\/p>\n<p>have a large milkshake even though im lactose intolerant<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 g i z e l l e ? (@itsorcaa) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/itsorcaa\/status\/1116963615905464320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">April 13, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I think I need to have &#8216;U R LACTOSE INTOLERANT&#8217; tattooed to my fucking hand<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 jaN.\uff61.:*\u2606 (@notcyb3rcutie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/notcyb3rcutie\/status\/1113469080110026758?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">April 3, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">date a person who&#8217;s lactose intolerant, they fear nothing, and will do anything even if it means hurting themselves in the process. I mean have you seen someone who&#8217;s lactose intolerant turn down cheese ?????<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 that witchy bitch (@mercstrology) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mercstrology\/status\/1137625286227517441?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">June 9, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-video\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The milkshake sitting in my lactose intolerant stomach <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/tGlGydpnnI\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pic.twitter.com\/tGlGydpnnI<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 nans (@nanspudding) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nanspudding\/status\/1122729435101265920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">April 29, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">i bought <br \/>         ?<br \/>     ?\/<br \/>    _\/|| <br \/>   _\/\u00af  \u00af_<\/p>\n<p>milk for him<br \/>? <br \/>    ?<br \/>       || _<br \/>   _\/\u00af  \u00af_<\/p>\n<p>but he was<br \/>         ?<br \/>     ?\/<br \/>    _\/|| <br \/>   _\/\u00af  \u00af_<\/p>\n<p>lactose intolerant<br \/>       ?<br \/>  ?\/||_ <br \/>   _\/\u00af   \u00af_<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jerry (@Jerrypleasure) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jerrypleasure\/status\/1137374079864852483?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">June 8, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">me: guys im so lactose intolerant and the dairy industry is so corrupt <\/p>\n<p>also me: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/9LN6CoHBz3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pic.twitter.com\/9LN6CoHBz3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 lauren (@Lauren_Cutlip) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lauren_Cutlip\/status\/1117575450014908417?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">April 14, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My lactose intolerant self showing up to Starbucks for my iced coffee <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ZEIeIFmqye\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pic.twitter.com\/ZEIeIFmqye<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Haley Cruse (@haley_crusee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/haley_crusee\/status\/1122212085570478080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">April 27, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">just drank a venti iced coffee from starbucks even though im lactose intolerant just to feel something<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ??????? (@charitymadison_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/charitymadison_\/status\/1141839125944909826?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">June 20, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">no one:<\/p>\n<p>literally no one: <\/p>\n<p>Lactose intolerant people: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/DvMvUKCsOJ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/t.co\/DvMvUKCsOJ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Thien (@thiendinh176) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thiendinh176\/status\/1129118866070736898?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">May 16, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: Can I get almond milk for my coffee? I&#8217;m lactose intolerant. <\/p>\n<p>Also me: OMG THEY HAVE CREME TARTS.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Stella Chuu ?AnimeExpo (@StellaChuuuuu) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/StellaChuuuuu\/status\/1125099777501220864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">May 5, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">if you aren&#8217;t lactose intolerant in 2019 what are you even doing<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 katie dey (@katie_dey) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/katie_dey\/status\/1120168140405493760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">April 22, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"bonus-video-card\">\n<h2 class=\"title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/video\/hersheys-emoji-chocolate-bar?utm_cid=a-bonusvideo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">WATCH: Hershey&#8217;s to release new milk chocolate emoji bar<\/a><\/h2>\n<div class=\"jw-wrapper\">\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/videos\/embed?video=BdoM28BG09&amp;player=default\" width=\"640\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"5\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- 5 -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9258826580\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n[ad_2]\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/me.mashable.com\/culture\/5748\/25-tweets-about-being-lactose-intolerant-that-wont-give-you-a-stomachache\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- 3 -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2884989920\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[ad_1] People who are lactose intolerant love to pretend they are not lactose intolerant. And who can blame them? Cheese tastes very good. Still, it&#8217;s not a good feeling (to say the least) to realize that the strawberry milkshake you drank to feel like a Riverdale character has betrayed you after all. 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