{"id":44516,"date":"2019-08-02T08:30:22","date_gmt":"2019-08-02T07:30:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newsforher.com\/?p=44516"},"modified":"2019-08-02T08:30:26","modified_gmt":"2019-08-02T07:30:26","slug":"guy-makes-a-hilarious-slam-poetry-video-for-sister-who-didnt-facetime-him-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsforher.com\/?p=44516","title":{"rendered":"Guy makes a hilarious slam poetry video for sister who didn&#039;t FaceTime him back"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- m -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5751019935\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p> [ad_1]\n<\/p>\n<div id=\"id_text\" itemprop=\"articleBody\">\n<p>You can&#8217;t really explain the bond between siblings. One minute you have them in a chokehold for dominance over the TV remote, the next minute you&#8217;re texting them surreal memes. <\/p>\n<p>Even if you love them, eventually they&#8217;ll grind your gears in one way or another. And when they do, what&#8217;s the go-to revenge? Spamming them with texts? Barging in their room without asking? How about some passive-aggressive slam poetry? <\/p>\n<p>Kristine Berchtold didn&#8217;t answer her brother John&#8217;s FaceTime call, so he decided to get back at her in the most sibling way he could \u2014 by sending her a little performance titled &#8220;Sister Betrayal.&#8221; <\/p>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-video\">\n<p lang=\"en\">I didn\u2019t answer my brothers FaceTime call and this is what I received <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/lzZTdluhqg\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/lzZTdluhqg<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kristine Berchtold (@kristineberch) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kristineberch\/status\/1155946760193245184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">July 29, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah I had a sister&#8230;but more like a <i>fister<\/i>, fake sister, she needs some lister&#8230; ine, to rinse out her bad breath. And by bad breath I mean, the stench of death upon our relationship.&#8221; He goes on like this, punctuating his on-the-fly rhymes with cheeky jabs at his sister. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We have a very comedic relationship in that we will go after each other in that way,&#8221; John told Mashable. &#8220;Normally, I&#8217;ll leave a voicemail pretending to be an angry businessman demanding his money to be returned (among other made up characters), or I&#8217;ll simply text her &#8220;YOU&#8217;LL RUE THE DAY!&#8221; It&#8217;s sort of this big running joke.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Halfway through the video when he&#8217;s in the middle of going off about his sister &#8220;sitting up pretty, up in the throne of, Kings of Leon\u2014&#8221; the recording cuts out, but he starts ranting again as if nothing happened. <\/p>\n<p>While John says he&#8217;s never done slam poetry live onstage before, sometimes he will call his sister and improv a character on the fly, and she&#8217;ll roll with it. &#8220;She will &#8216;yes, and&#8230;&#8217; and play along, and then I&#8217;ll hang up and we won&#8217;t even speak for the rest of the day. We don&#8217;t take the phone calls very seriously.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kristine showed off their sibling phone habits too by lovingly calling him out on Twitter after she posted the video. <\/p>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">p.s. I\u2019m not a bad sister we talk on the phone everyday but sometimes I\u2019m busy and he gets&#8230;. annoyed &lt;3<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kristine Berchtold (@kristineberch) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kristineberch\/status\/1156331500222255104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">July 30, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"see-also\">\n<p class=\"see-also-link\">SEE ALSO: <a href=\"http:\/\/me.mashable.com\/entertainment\/5541\/how-much-do-the-jonas-brothers-know-about-their-jonas-brothers\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">How much do the Jonas Brothers know about their Jonas brothers?<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Have you ever felt like going off at your sibling, punctuating your every word and waving your hands around to make your point? Twitter has. <\/p>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">when he said \u201cshe doesn\u2019t even says\u201d i really felt that shit <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/H0t06dlTLM\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/H0t06dlTLM<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 jovahn evangelista (@awfucka) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/awfucka\/status\/1156565752348139521?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">\u201cShe. Is. Just. a. PEZ DISPENSER. Dispensing lies. Dispensing&#8230; Spies\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/QOa1D9DZBc\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/QOa1D9DZBc<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ivan Maina (@IvanIMaina) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/IvanIMaina\/status\/1156542217244332035?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">she ?? just ?? is ?? a ??PEZ <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/3UDsKld2B1\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/3UDsKld2B1<\/a><\/p>\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- 2 -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5511153269\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>\u2014 Jennaaa (@jennazdarcy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jennazdarcy\/status\/1156389183101050880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">\u201cCause she\u2019s going to see QUEEN. She\u2019s going to see gAgAaah.\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/0UNZ4c7oEg\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/0UNZ4c7oEg<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ivan Maina (@IvanIMaina) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/IvanIMaina\/status\/1156614718938853376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The fucking ROBOT THOUGH!!!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ??????\u200d\u2642\ufe0f (@beniedei) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beniedei\/status\/1156621767064076288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Deadass love how he had to start a fucking new video to continue and didnt even edit that little part out????<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 &#8230; (@NotoriousZian) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NotoriousZian\/status\/1156385053112487942?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">\u201cDISPENSING LIES\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/kgvQ0hAvNT\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/kgvQ0hAvNT<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 moon child (@BasicallyUss) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BasicallyUss\/status\/1156444099093942272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When he clarified that fister = fake sister <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/aLczsT8mAZ\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/aLczsT8mAZ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 sheep cup (@kfc_managerr) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kfc_managerr\/status\/1156389282497478656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Some couldn&#8217;t help but compare John&#8217;s sick rhymes to the slam poetry scene from <i>21 Jump Street <\/i>with Jonah Hill. <\/p>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-video\">\n<p lang=\"und\">?? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/jd25P5mRz0\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/jd25P5mRz0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ??????? ???? (@IcepackJack) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/IcepackJack\/status\/1156574296623308801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">same energy <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/9KQLccIcdW\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/9KQLccIcdW<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Natalie Cha (@nat2cha) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nat2cha\/status\/1156443693781520384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"twitter-wrapper sort-rerender\">\n<div>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">?Man I thought they said they was making a 23 Jump Street?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 I&#8217;m Sprung (@PlacidHeff) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PlacidHeff\/status\/1156619734009315328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>John does say that he tries to speak to his family almost every day since he currently lives across the country, &#8220;so it&#8217;s not a big deal if she [doesn&#8217;t answer.] I just pretend it&#8217;s a big deal because it&#8217;s funny.&#8221; But on the other hand he &#8220;apologizes to anyone who&#8217;s seen the video.&#8221; <\/p>\n<div class=\"bonus-video-card\">\n<h2 class=\"title\"><a href=\"http:\/\/me.mashable.com\/culture\/6397\/papa-roach-scolds-trump-with-song-lyrics-on-twitter\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">WATCH: Papa Roach scolds Trump with song lyrics on Twitter<\/a><\/h2>\n<div class=\"jw-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"vplayer\"><iframe allowfullscreen=\"true\" frameborder=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/videos\/embed?video=Bblyb5GzoV&amp;player=default\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"5\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- 5 -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9258826580\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>[ad_2]\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/me.mashable.com\/culture\/6438\/guy-makes-a-hilarious-slam-poetry-video-for-sister-who-didnt-facetime-him-back\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"c5b541d88d911dcbb84397def1a3492d\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- 3 -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3943282228430444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2884989920\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[ad_1] You can&#8217;t really explain the bond between siblings. 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